The Faddon Pines Fiasco

The "Here agin, gorn agin" GM calls the circle to order, the mood is tense, there's a chill in the air, BETTY BOOP has 5 layers of clothes on.
Hashers eyes are not on the GM but on the dirt track leading to the car park. The next car to come through the entrance will have the Fire 
Bucket in it, yes, but no, but yes, but no. A false alarm, it's just CRASH and BURN sussing out locations for his next porno "Say YES to the cock"
 
HIDDEN FLAGON has put in a woolley Mammoth of an effort setting not one but two trails. The walkers started off dispondantly watching the
runners take off into the distance, obviously with chips on their minds. However, all was forgiven when after having solved the twin problems of the
"Two Way" and the "Three Way" on the walkers trail, we got to the chips first, leaving just a scungy few crumbs and a bag of Grain waves for the
runners. Great trail, only ruined by the weather and lack of quality conversation now that LASH has departed.
 
V. V. And Rs. : Just Dave, ENERGISER appeared out of the Faddon Pines mist, STICKY DATE, HORNY RHINO. WET and WILD, FISH FINGER
and FLUID MOVEMENT. CENTREFOLD gave the run report as a manifesto for the walking elite. "It is our duty to leave only crumbs for the runners"
He actually liked the run length and in a major suck up to the hare scored a 2/10. Mr ANDBURN, gave the run report: and incredibly started at
Ten and only took points off for no Hash Vista and no Hash halts (Of which there were both) and scored a cock suckingly high 9/10
With those two reports locked in, HIDDEN FLAGON must have been questioning his choice of aftershave?
 
The was only one reportable hare song verse this week. Not surprisingly WXMAN made Flagon rythm with sag on?? 

Charges: Hmmmmm first off the blocks: SCARLETT for tonguing WXMANs nipples, WXMAN for making WXDOG scarper, GERBILS for second 
guessing the hare too often, WXMAN again for having toileting issues, INFALLABLE was made a ROOT TWISTER look a like, as we ran past her
old house. 
 
All the poms were made to wallow in their own Rugby League meloncholy sadness after having lost to Mongolia in the 54 nations trophy.
At 1859, CRASH and BURN said "Cock" for the 17th time. WET and WILD was charged for having survived the Dream World disaster. (Its not
too soon is it ?) FLUID MOVEMENT was finally outed for being a greater Chip Tsunami than Mr ANDBURN. WXMAN for frightening the kids.
 
GREASE NIPPLE was charged for not dressing up as a Grease Nipple. CC and BB - Low profile. SEXCHANGE somehow got all the vertically 
challenged hashers into the circle including a Toulouse Latrec look a like. ( How many times do i have to warn you people, dont encourage the
Dwarves, it only gives them false hope that one day they may be able to join the human race) ANKLE BITER was given a vote of no confidence
for no fire bucket. HIDDEN FLAGON was charged for contracting out hash duties to cheap Phillipine labour. Then charged for dressing up in a 
Female Asian Skeleton costume. We then heard the latest tale of woe from HORSE, went to Dubbo for the weekend, got smashed and traded
her car in for a microphone. (or was that the blues brothers?) GERBILS and SCARLETT were charged for stretching. 
 
ALEX was named SEEDLESS, all the hashers who dressed up were celebrated. DRUNKEN TIGER, who was dressed as a witch was asked
why she was still wearing her "street clothes" FLUID MOVEMENT celebrated 20 runs, WET and WILD 10 and SCARLETT 1259
 
Nosh was almost perfect, however, no tomato sauce. And, how did they get the burnt flavour out of the rice????
 
And so we say a fond farewell to lonely Faddon and shout ON ON to Jerrabloodybombera.

Date Claimer: 06MAY16 (Sat) The Street theatre, Canberra, a group of 10 hashers so far have tickets to see "Tubular Bells For Two"
We are in row D. See Two young fellas perform the album "Tubular Bells" 98% note and sound perfect. Tix are $45, book thru the Street Theatre.